The Woes of Mismatched Socks
****WARNING: THIS BLOG IS A JOKE....So it's okay to laugh at this Ninja Mom Rant******* I have come to the conclusion that socks are evil. Sure, they keep your feet warm and make for the perfect all-purpose floor mop. However they are diabolical. Somehow one always gets lost. In couches, corners, wooded areas, and drawers all across the globe there is a mismatched treasure trove of the extra socks no one wants to throw away for fear they will one day find its mate and together the two socks can once again live happily ever after. I find going through those extra socks can sometimes be like searching a coal mine for a diamond. Perhaps next time I try I should bring in a magnifying glass to help me in my quest. Socks have become a measure in which other parents set forth a ruler to judge the other. We’ve all been there, it’s some fancy event, Birthday Party, or neighborhood game of dodgeball meets...